The “Phoneyetic” Alphabet

In our club meeting on 17 October 2019, we discussed the importance of using correct, concise terminology and language when relaying messages.  We are all familiar with the standard NATO phonetic alphabet as used in amateur radio... a copy of which is included here for your reference:

LetterPhonetic LetterPhonetic
AAlphaNNovember
BBravoOOscar
CCharliePPapa
DDeltaQQuebec
EEchoRRomeo
FFoxtrotSSierra
GGolfTTango
HHotelUUniform
IIndigoVVictor
JJulietWWhiskey
KKiloXX-ray
LLimaYYankee
MMikeZZulu

I present here a "humorous" version of the alphabet that I call "Phoneyetic"... you'll see why in a moment.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, do not use this version of the alphabet on the air!

LetterPhoneyetic LetterPhoneyetic
AAreNNine
BBeeOOwe
CCitePPseudonym
DDouble-UQQueue
EEyeRRap
FFiveSSea
GGenreTTsunami
HHoeUUnderstand?
IIVVie
JJuntaWWhy
KKnotXXylophone
LLyeYYou
MMeZZero

 

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